Kids know star trek

Check the Star Trek art. That’s James T. Kirk’s NCC-1701 Enterprise. How do fourth graders know about this? That show is older than I am.

The mall on a weekday

People don’t have jobs.

I am Jack’s Painting

True story about my friend “Jack”:

1) Jack has a homeless painter who visits him at work (a bank)

2) Jack gets sick and homeless painter finds out

3) Jack returns to work to find [blank] waiting for him

Really Lost?

I guess if my owner made me hang out with severed heads I might consider greener pastures too.