A review on Entertainment Weekly:
Then I was browsing around, and I saw the this T4 trailer that some nerd threw together. I don’t usually dig on homemade movie trailers. In fact, they really piss me off, but I’ll post this and give the kid who made it some love.
Man, it took me like 10 minutes to find an image of this broad that I liked. I guess a bunch of pasty EMO kids are Googling her right now because she was in a vampire movie. So enjoy this with your Alphabits and Battlestar marathon. Chumps.
So if you haven’t seen the new watchmen trailer, get your life together and watch it below. If you have, and you know anything about the film that’s slated for release in March, you also know that Fox only hires whining babies. Short version: they had right of first refusal to produce the film in the 80′s/90′s, they sat on their thumbs, and a bunch of other studios scrambled to get it. Fast forward to 2008, Warner Bros. is wrapping up the project and enjoying some beers in the studio lot, talking about the great job they did, and Fox, with all of their boys, roll up in a Prius and is like, “Uh, nice work on that….so we’re going to need our name on that attached as, uh, you know, the production company.” If I were a judge I would take a steaming dump on that docket. Fuck Fox.
Man, this Thai “And 1″ video (called Fireball) is off the huuughh. Just a collection of punches and kicks with the occassional bother of scoring a basket. Note they only have two sound bytes for someone getting hit in the face. They use it probably 1000 times in this trailer.
Gus Van Sant guest starred on the Entourage Season 5 finale last night and sported a Marys Club jacket. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Mary’s Club (and why would you be?), it’s the first strip club in Portland ( the city with the most strip clubs per capita in America.) If you ever visit, it’s a must for tourists.
Gus is also a proud citizen of the Rose City.
I can’t even do this with a paddle. Unreal.
Warner Brothers finally comments on the lawsuit from Batman, Turkey for the use of Batman.
I’m sorry, was it common knowledge that this movie was being made? How can I be so far out of the loop?
Directed by Spike Jonze, and starring Forest Whitaker and Anthony Soprano as voices and a kid named Max to to play Max. Jonze has done some other shit, like Tenacious D and some music videos. Should be fine.
If you haven’t read Where the Wild things are, get your life together.
Chris Lloyds $11.3 million house burned to the ground and left us all wondering where the hell Chris Lloyd came up with $11.3 million. Also, he said this unfortunate event gave him “new awareness“. New. Awareness. Fire+wood=…… no seriously, it was a natural disaster.
Give the people what they want. We’ve got 5,000 searches and counting for current Bond girl, Olga Kurylenko.
Notables: Hitman, Max Payne, James Bond: Quantum of Solace
She qualifies as absurd, yes.
