Man, it took me like 10 minutes to find an image of this broad that I liked. I guess a bunch of pasty EMO kids are Googling her right now because she was in a vampire movie. So enjoy this with your Alphabits and Battlestar marathon. Chumps.
Archive for the 'GIRLS' Category
01
Dec
08
Kristen Stewart
18
Nov
08
Megs
17
Nov
08
Russel Simmons no-no
Russel Simmons has to know he’ll be on camera at all times. And by the way man, really? Run even named his kid after you.
14
Nov
08
Bond-ed
Give the people what they want. We’ve got 5,000 searches and counting for current Bond girl, Olga Kurylenko.
Notables: Hitman, Max Payne, James Bond: Quantum of Solace
She qualifies as absurd, yes.
05
Nov
08
Wonder Woman
No, sadly, Megan Fox will not be reprising the role as wonder woman. Because wonder woman would have to have lines, and fly an invisible jet, and Megan Fox struggles at both.
02
Nov
08
Calling Clock
The only woman to make it into the semis at the World Series of Poker this year, Tiffany Michelle irritated a lot of boys at the table with her antics. Breasts, perfume, having a female voice. What a bitch.
Honestly though, I’m watching it right now, and she’s really needling these guys. When one guy is making an all-in decision on a $9mm pot, she sits there like a brat after 30 seconds and says “clock”. Well within her rights, but bad etiquette. I guess it doesn’t help that the commentators are outright sexists, calling it “cute” that she’s sitting at the table with guys.
02
Nov
08
Bond 22
Few things about the direction the Bond series has taken:
1) Daniel Craig is swole and a better actor than everyone in Bond history except Connery.
2) They got Olga Kurylenko for Quantum of Solace. She’s basically the reason I’m ever going back to Europe again. Not to mention Eastern Europe. Remember her in Hitman?
3) Paul Haggis is writing QOS. “Ah, a contract! If I stuck to contracts I’d still be writing the Facts of Life, instead of, you know, hanging with my boys”.
